Chapter 1: You're kidding, right?
1: The journey begins.
2: Fighting youma, it's a living.
3: It sucks to be him.
4: For living in interesting times, just add cold water.
5: Grades are important!
6: Important lesson, don't taunt happy fun mallet.
7: Ice cream, good! Youma, bad!
8: Hot water, good! Cold water, bad!
9: Mr. Miyagi's a bit misinformed.
10: Mr. Miyagi's a bit concerned.
11: Ranma's got a lot to learn about being a teacher.
12: Show me, fix dojo!
13: Rei sees the future, and it is red.
14: Math for Morons is fun!
15: Silly boys, ice cream is for girls!
16: Where's water when you need it?
17: Rei has a bad case of deja vu.
18: Suicide is painless.
19: To date Ranma, call 1-800-GENMA and have your credit card ready.
20: Ranko to the rescue!
21: Who's rescuing who?
22: Monsters prefer blonds.
23: Hot water tranforms Ranko real good.
24: What's her power level?
25: They were all out of banishing creme.
26: How high does that scale go?
27: Behold, the power of Meow Mix!
28: Chase Ranko or chase ice cream? Tough choice.
29: Or perhaps, the red-head looked like your old girlfriend?
30: Show me, fix problems?
31: Show me the ice cream.
32: Let's sing the DOOM song now.