Chapter 1: You're
kidding, right?
1: The
journey begins.
2: Fighting youma, it's a
living.
3: It sucks to be him.
4: For living in interesting times, just
add cold water.
5: Grades are important!
6: Important lesson, don't taunt happy fun
mallet.
7: Ice cream, good! Youma, bad!
8: Hot water, good! Cold water,
bad!
9: Mr. Miyagi's a bit
misinformed.
10: Mr. Miyagi's a bit
concerned.
11: Ranma's got a lot to learn about being
a teacher.
12: Show me, fix dojo!
13: Rei sees the future, and it is
red.
14: Math for Morons is fun!
15: Silly boys, ice cream is for
girls!
16: Where's water when you need
it?
17: Rei has a bad case of deja
vu.
18: Suicide is painless.
19: To date Ranma, call 1-800-GENMA and
have your credit card ready.
20: Ranko to the rescue!
21: Who's rescuing who?
22: Monsters prefer blonds.
23: Hot water tranforms Ranko real
good.
24: What's her power level?
25: They were all out of banishing
creme.
26: How high does that scale go?
27: Behold, the power of Meow
Mix!
28: Chase Ranko or chase ice cream? Tough
choice.
29: Or perhaps, the red-head looked like
your old girlfriend?
30: Show me, fix problems?
31: Show me the ice cream.
32: Let's sing the DOOM song
now.
